So here I am

It's kinda like midterm week, I'm taking 12 summer credit hours... I'm insane. Three of them are 5.5 week classes. I'm burning through school work and brain cells at an alarming rate. I'm afraid that my blog is not as interesting cause I don't have overt pains or many hardships to share. So I'm going to share some of my darkest secrets.

I'm having trouble excaping from nazi occupied french casablanca.

I've had a dark documentuary made about my sled.

I like reeces pieces, and don't know if elliot can get me home.

The northern army is burning down my plantation.

I accidently made a wish at christmas and now I don't exist.

There's a shark eating people in town.

A giant ape kidnapped me last week, and carried me up the Empire state building.

There was someone outside of my shower curtain this morning with a knife.

My uncle won't let me leave the water farm to become a pilot.

Me and my sharks just had a rumble with the jets.

The wicked witch just sent her flying monkeys after me.

Me and Butch are stuck inside a building with the Mexican army outside.

Some guy just strapped me to a chair and is making me watch movies with the intent to curb my anti social tendencies.

There's a poultergeist in my house, and i'm stuck in the TV.

The stupid Capulets won't let me date thier daughter.

I'm stuck in prision for a crime i didn't commit, along with an elderly black man, and I'm planning on escaping and taking the wardens money.

Someone tried to kill my foster dad, and my brother Sonny, who was always beating people up, was just shot at a toll booth.

Me and the Von Trapps are having trouble singing.

Everytime I lie, my nose get's bigger.

I'm stuck on a spaceship with ravenous creatures with acid blood trying to kill me and my friends.

The city is sueing me over some huge marshmallow man that's not my fault.

I'm being chased by a maniacal machine from the future that can change shapes.

I'm a replicant and they are trying to use me for slave labor.

Me and my partner just shot a man in the head in our back seat.

I've been dragged to New York by an blind guy I was supposed to be watching, and I'm in troulbe at school.

I was just appointed a deputy to a black guy that was only put in office to die. That and Mongo's in town.

My plane if flying into the sun

Me and my band were playing the other night, one guy got stuck in a crystal, and stonehenge was 14 inches tall.

I keep having to play Groundhogs day over and over

Dean Wermer just shut down my frat.

I wished on a carnival machine and I aged several years, now I'm stuck working creating toys.

Someone just killed my friend in Detroit, and now I'm in Beverly Hills trying to find his murderer.

The gopher keeps tearing up my favorite golf course.

I just left my family as a "poor black child", I can't hold down a job, including a carnival, and everyone calls me, "idiot" or something like that.

I've just been busted down to a single "A" ball team, and my pitcher can't throw a straight pitch. The women are crazy too.

I'm stuck in Vietnam, with a crazy DJ, and I keep starting the car when it's already started.

There, now I feel fullfilled, I hope that reading about my anguish and pain will make my blog more interesting. I wanted to give you all more insight to my inner most workings. If anyone has any suggestions, please please please, feel free to suggest how I can turn my life or danger, debauchery, pain, suffering, warish, mafiosa, baseball playing, golf club swinging, inprisioned, evil animal facing, ghost fighting, alien ways. Remember, all of these pains I face are entirely original and faced by me alone.

Thank you.

Mister Marcus