So I've been flipping through blogs

After viewing other peoples blogs I solemnly vow any readers this.

1. I will not attempt to make you better. If you're reading my blog your probably firmly set in your messed up ways. Good for you. I agree with being messed up. Remember quitters never win. Rehabs for quitters.

2. I will not make my blog hard to read. No dark purple writting on black background. That just gives me headaches.

3. I will not get philosopical on you. What do I know? Why should I act like I know what's better for you to think. I have enough trouble creating coherant thoughts myself.

4. I won't have pop ups. Pop-ups are for assholes. Period.

5. I won't sell you anything. Selling things are for assholes. Period. Again.

6. I will however attempt to fix any errors in my typing when I sober up. It's the least i can do.

7. I will prove myself to be an idiot. You know the saying, "give me enough rope."

8. I will prove that I don't care if you think that I'm an idiot. You know the saying, "ignorance is bliss." So remember, I'm probably more blissful* than you.

9. I won't have an cute pictures. The only time you'll see "Hello Kitty" on my page is if it's a graphic depiction of her death. It's about time. She deserves it.

10. I won't have multiple languages. I speak good english. I will keep English as my main typey language thingy here.

* Is "more blissful" correct grammar? I'm way to lazy to find out, besides who cares."