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Glucose, NV. Associated press.

General Mills spokesperson Lucky (L.C.) the Leprechaun, has filed a class action lawsuit against cartoon kids, including such charges as theft, stalking, kidnapping, and harassment as the primary focus. The class action lawsuit includes such other famous cereal characters as the "Trix" rabbit, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird, and Toucan Sam. Local cereal union #302 is expected to announce their inclusion later today. The #302 is known for holding such high power members as Count Chocula, Booberry, Frankenberry and Yummy Mummy.

"It's high time were treated with some respect, respect that every individual should be allowed in conjunction with his inalienable rights," said Toucan Sam. Toucan is a well spoken individual, who has taken up primary media attention for the cereal spokes members.

Lucky, the General Mills spokesman who was born in 1964, added, "With all the obvious evidence against these children, you think someone would have done something by now. I know you have all seen it, and no one thought to do anything? This is unacceptable, I bet all of America, and the other parts of the world where our violence has been witnessed, everyone just sits around and laughs, thinking it's no big difference becuase they aren't people anyway. Where are here to tell you that were tired of it. It's time for us to regain our dignity."

In an emotional display the Trix rabbit spoke out. "I've been around since 1959, and in all that time, I have been beaten, harassed, and suffered numerous indignities as the hands of cartoon children not even a quarter of my age." Mr. Rabbit broke into heavy sobs as he forced out, "I just want a bite, A BITE, is that to much to ask?" He then returned to the comfort of his den to be with his cereal friends and cereal family.

"Granted we have always tried to share our cereal with children through out the years, such as how I share my frosted flakes with kids, and how Buzz Bee shares so kindly with children, but do they share back, no," said Tony the Tiger. "How they treat us cereal spokesmen is atrocious, and they have to resort to humiliation, or even worse theft. That's why today, Chip the Cookie Hound, and Cookie Crisp Crook, are doing a nickel a piece up at Joliet. This must stop."

Lucky then added, "There Magically Delicious."

So it's been a while

So it's been a while since I last wrote, mainly cause I've been pretty busy, and we've had some amazing lightning storms, and I try to unplug my computer if the strikes are to close. We had one last night hit that must have been less than 100 or so feet away. That will wake you up. Just wanted to hop on and say Happy Memorial day to everyone. Talk to you soon.

Mister Marcus

So you think your tough

They say that the tough, "are like rocks." That's not true. The tough are like steel. When a rock comes under pressure and heat, they crack and crumble. The tough are like steel. Steel earns it's strength through the heat and the pressure. If you break it down, when it rebuilds it's even tougher. The more trials, tribulations, pain, punishment, and fire you carry yourself through, the longer you stand your ground when you don't think you can, the tougher you become.

A measure of a man isn't how many steps he takes

Before he falls.

It's measured by how many steps

He can take AFTER he can't take any more.

Mister Marcus

So, when the government sucks.

You can't fight city hall, but you can God damn sure burn it down.

George Carlin

So I missed a day or two

I missed a day or two of typing cause I keep breaking my computer. I'm completly against the idea of, "if it's not broke, don't fix it." If it's not broken, then you haven't attempted to upgrade it enough.

Today was the first day of school for the Summer session. I'ma takin, Literature, History, College Math and American Gov. All required classes. Back to the basics. Seems like the teachers so far are competent. That's always a bonus. My American gov class is evidently a required course in high school as well as college, so a lot of high school students are given the chance to take it for free and get double the credit. So it's me and about thirty 15/16 year olds. So much for meeting women in class over the Summer. I wonder if they all take a yellow bus to school, or if someones mom carpools them all.

On the way home today I stopped by the liquor store, and the clerk, a good man by the name of Ryan, excitedly said that they had a position, and allowed me to crank out an application right there and then. Maybe I'll have a job before to soon. God forbid. At least it would be at something where I actually have an idea what I'm talking about.

The ex that i'm still talking to, "M" told me last night again about her neighbor. How she thinks he's cute, and how she can definitly tell that he's into her. The only reason that she hasn't made any advances is that she believes him to be living with a girlfriend/significant other. Whenever they talk they tend to use the, "We" comment a lot. Her roomie is on a mission to clear the controversy. She has said that if he is single and anything happened, she might give it a go. We live to far apart for me to expect anything else of her, as not only would it be innappropirate of me to expect any kind of solid relationship, it would be wrong of me to tell her that she shouldn't get involved with anyone. I just hope that whoever she finds, he treats her as how she deserves to be treated, like gold.

Actually, it's my hope that all women find that.

Mister Marcus

So I've been flipping through blogs

After viewing other peoples blogs I solemnly vow any readers this.

1. I will not attempt to make you better. If you're reading my blog your probably firmly set in your messed up ways. Good for you. I agree with being messed up. Remember quitters never win. Rehabs for quitters.

2. I will not make my blog hard to read. No dark purple writting on black background. That just gives me headaches.

3. I will not get philosopical on you. What do I know? Why should I act like I know what's better for you to think. I have enough trouble creating coherant thoughts myself.

4. I won't have pop ups. Pop-ups are for assholes. Period.

5. I won't sell you anything. Selling things are for assholes. Period. Again.

6. I will however attempt to fix any errors in my typing when I sober up. It's the least i can do.

7. I will prove myself to be an idiot. You know the saying, "give me enough rope."

8. I will prove that I don't care if you think that I'm an idiot. You know the saying, "ignorance is bliss." So remember, I'm probably more blissful* than you.

9. I won't have an cute pictures. The only time you'll see "Hello Kitty" on my page is if it's a graphic depiction of her death. It's about time. She deserves it.

10. I won't have multiple languages. I speak good english. I will keep English as my main typey language thingy here.

* Is "more blissful" correct grammar? I'm way to lazy to find out, besides who cares."

So it's friday night and I'm staying out of trouble.

I didn't do much tonight, today i woke up late, went and played some basketball, and generally just hung out with my mom. I got some things done that I needed to get done, but nothing to exciting. I enjoy spending time with my mom, she's a really good lady, and has always been there for me. Got to talk to "M" for a while tonight, that's always nice. Nothing to exciting. Overall it's nice not having to worry about if your going to get arrested, who knew?

So, i'm afraid to think back

So, something I read on someone elses blog makes me think back, even though it's usually trouble to do so. It's been almost a year from the time I got in trouble, and I'm just starting to reconnect with the people. It's kind of hard. Last July I lost everything I had. I lost any place to live, lost all my friends, lost my girlfriend "L", lost an unborn child (not that I had much say in that), lost a lot of my stuff, lost a lot of my life. Looking back now, i'm glad it happened. I would have ended up being a lot worse off if my life hadn't taken a turn for the worse. I had to turn my back on the people I had spent most of my life with, to save them, and now most of them think that I just turned my back on them.

I've been talking to another ex that I referred to in my (goodnight Gracie) previous post, "M," and she is worried about me like usual. Says I smoke to much, and drink to much. I really like the fact that she cares so much. It means a lot to me. But at least i'm clean and don't get into trouble anymore. My probation says I can't. It's not so much that I like to listen to the law, but it's nice being out of trouble.

On top of that I'm sure that I saw another one of my Ex's last night. "S" It was on a girls gone wild commercial. Go figure. At least she's making something of herself. She wasn't that intellegent, but I'm glad that she's using the best of her abilities to climb the social ladder. This is the second time I've seen her on TV and at least this time I'm not getting calls like crazy about it. Hey, I guess it's her perogative.

I've got to stop thinking about the past, I'll repair the damage done to it in time. Those broken links that I can't repair, probably aren't worth repairing anyway. It's time for me to look forward to preparing for my fights in the future.

So here I stand.

So here I stand, upon the bones of giants. It's lonely up here, but the view is good. If any of you want my place, I invite you to come and attempt to take it. I've been to hell and back. I've lost my heart to Sirens. I've lost my soul to sacrifice. I've lost my mind to hope. I've lost my teeth to boots. Yet here I stand. Tougher than a coffin nail.

To all you disbelievers, eat shit and die.

Bring what you got.

Mister Marcus

So it's not as late as usual

Today was okay, I spent some time volunteering at the library. My probation ended a while ago, but I'm still there. The people are nice and good, and it gives me the chance to get out. It was originally a way for me to work off my court ordered community service. Oh well, shit happens. Today was my last day for a while, cause I'm back to school for the summer semester. I'm taking all the basics. It's good to be back in school, and thanks to a court order, I now have to take it seriously. God bless our asshole court systems. Also I got a call from Adam today, he's my oldest friend, but when all hell broke loose, I took off without getting a chance to talk to him. He called and we chatted for a while. We've talked about four or five times since. He's becoming a cop and is between the two "blocks." After four or five months, he will be through the academy, and looking for a job as a cop. Oh where oh where did I go wrong with him. He also told me that the women are flocking to him from the fact that he is security, and a cadet on the side. You know what this means... I need to rent a cop outfit sometime from a costume store.

So it's 5/17

Today, even at this ungodly hour in the morning is my ex's birthday. I've already talked to her for a while. I think that I'm starting to fall in love with her again. We talk regularly, pretty much everynight. We're on diffrent sides of the country and I'm sure that any one that has tried to deal with that will understand the difficulties that come with it. She's a really good person, intellegent and beautiful. It kind of makes me wonder what she see's in me.

She's been there through a lot of my life. Through my felony, troubles in school, my drunken stupors, all the illegal activities that it was my mistake to make. She's never really been "There," but she's always been there. You know what I mean. She's got a lot going for her, she's never gotten in trouble, and has always taken the high road. Makes me wonder if I've got anything good to offer her. Sometimes I back away cause I know that she deserves better than a lost soul like I could ever give her.

It's a good thing she doesn't know about this blog. I wouldn't want her to read this and know how I really feel. I wish her the happiest of all days on her birthday. With any luck I'll get to talk to her later too.

Goodnight Gracie. I'll see you soon.

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So this is my second post

MSN / Hotmail updated my account amount allowance by 200 percent. Those bastards. When I worked for MSN I had to steal 10 Megs honestly. AHHHHHHH... wait, i'm too young to reminisce.

So this is the beginning

So this is the beginning of my blog, who knows, maybe it will get better.